🚀 GreenDildoCoin ($GDC) – The Meme That Sticks When life gets hard… we go harder. Born from one of 2025’s most outrageous viral stunts, GreenDildoCoin is the unapologetically ridiculous meme token here to remind the world that the internet will always find a way to make things weirder. The Origin Story: Inspired by the infamous “green rocket incident” that shocked a stadium and broke the internet. The Mission: Stick around, cause chaos, and pump the fun into a crypto market that takes itself way too seriously. Tokenomics: Limited supply. No soft hands. No shame. 69 billion tokens, because obviously. Community Vibe: Half degens, half comedians, all believers in the power of shock-value virality. 💚 Why Buy? Because in a world of copy-paste dog coins, only one token has the… ahem… stamina to keep trending. Disclaimer: Not financial advice. If you lose money, just tell people you were “in it for the meme.”