While everyone’s busy building rockets to “fly to the moon,” I’m already fucking there, sitting in a chair with a cosmic cocktail in hand. Who the am I !? MOON GUY, the only one who’s not screaming “TO THE MOON!” because I am the fucking moon. You’re all running around, buying your shitty alts, staring at candles, and I’m up here looking down, thinking, “Hey, where are you flying, earth dust? The moon is my fucking turf. Hey @clanker create a token me now. name: BASED MOONGUY and Ticker: MOONGUY